I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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