just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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