Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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