Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
you never un-have a 4some
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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