i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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