what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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