This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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