rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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