i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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