I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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