Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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