yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
