Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
