I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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