There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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