I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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