I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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