problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."