and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I am available for nakedness
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution