just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize