But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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