found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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