Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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