I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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