Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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