why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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