I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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