ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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