Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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