dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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