just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
pop tarts are not kleenex
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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