Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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