is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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