Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just had sex on a roof
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
