but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
