32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
