the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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