Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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