I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Oh Jesus.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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