have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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