I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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