im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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