I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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