Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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