so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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