he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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