just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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