i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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