A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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