Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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