I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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