He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It's shark week go big or go home
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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