they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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