Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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