you would pick up someone in the library
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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