just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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