Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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