i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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