problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
They have beer where we have blood.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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