so that wasnt chicken after all
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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